顽石斋

l零七年，走远了，牛市一去不返了。零八年，危险了，股市出现拐点了。蓝筹股，跌惨了，中国石油腰斩了。概念股，疲软了，奥运行情搁浅了。融资门，上演了，千亿增发拍板了。印花税，不减了，政协提案白喊了。美联储，拨款了，纽约股市回暖了。证监会，不管了，转眼又跌百点了。抢反弹，没胆了，弱市积重难返了。要救市，太晚了，市场人心都散了。三千五，不远了，主力杀跌急眼了。同学们，快闪了，再不撤退破产了

     领导都说谦虚好，无人喝彩受不了；
　　领导都说正直好，总提意见受不了；
　　领导都说平易好，不拿腔调受不了；
　　领导都说幽默好，没有笑声受不了；
　　领导都说公平好，遇到亲人就忘了；
　　领导都说效率好，开会发言就忘了；
　　领导都说当兵好，总不提升受不了；
　　领导都说坚守岗位好，可当了领导还想当领导。

　　本来是想写写差领导，提起笔来又写起了领导的好。现在明白了，领导的毛病是咱们群众惯出来的。

转载的一些东东，比较有意思的哦。

1. 上联：博士生研究生本科生生生不息，
   下联：上一届这一届下一届届届失业。
   横批：愿读服输

2. 上联：金沙江嘉陵江江江可投
   下联：教学楼宿舍楼楼楼可跳
   横批：空前绝后

3. 上联：爱国爱家爱师妹
   下联：防火防盗防师兄
   横批：恋爱自由

4. 上联：上课一排全睡打饭从不排队魔兽通宵不累短信发到欠费
   下联：抽烟打牌全会啤酒十瓶不醉逃课成群结队恋爱N次崩溃
   橫批：大学真累

5. 上联：男生，女生，穷书生，生生不息！
   下联：初恋，热恋，婚外恋，恋恋不舍！
   横批：生无可恋

     公交车广播内容十分丰富。如果有外国学者想了解当地市民素质，坐坐公交车差不多就可以了。
　　车快进站时，广播里传出提示：“请先下后上，文明乘车。”
　　中国的国情是，强调什么表明缺什么。老外就知道，这里流行的是高效率的上下同时进行，甚至是先上后下。
　　车子刚启动，广播里又说：“请主动给老弱病残孕及怀抱婴儿的人让个座。”
　　老外便知道，这里遵循的是弱肉强食的丛林法则。
　　公交车开到中途，广播里又说开了：“本车即将进入文明示范区，请乘客遵守‘七不’规范。”
　　对此，我们不必担心老外有什么不良反应，因为他听不懂什么是“七不”规范。不过，我本人有点不明白这句话，进入文明示范区需要遵守“七不”规范，那么，是不是意味着在其他地区就不需要遵守了？
　　车子到了站，广播里说第四句话：“行人请走人行道，过马路请走横道线。”
　　你看看，听了这句，老外连马路上是怎么回事也知道了。（摘自《杂文选刊》第6期 作者张结海）    

 

看了之后觉得真是一针见血啊，素质啊素质！你在哪里？

哈哈，口译课程结束了，恢复中文

China stands firmly opposed to the bill on listing of the so-called "Taiwan's entry into the United Nations" issue on the agenda of the 62nd General Assembly of the United Nations.

Chinese Foreign Ministry spokesperson Jiang Yu made the remarks in Beijing Thursday morning in response to a letter on the issue.

The letter was presented on August 14 evening (New York time) to President Haya Rashed al Khalifa of the 61st U.N. General Assembly by a very small number of countries including the Solomon Islands and Malawi which were encouraged by the Taiwan authorities.

Jiang said Taiwan has been an inalienable part of the Chinese territory since ancient times, and both the Cairo Declaration and the Potsdam Proclamation confirmed China's sovereignty over Taiwan.

She noted that the U.N. General Assembly Resolution 2758 adopted in 1971 stipulated clearly that the government of the People's Republic of China is the sole legitimate representative of China in the United Nations.

More than 160 countries in the world have diplomatic ties with China and they all recognize the fact that there is only one China and Taiwan is part of China, continued Jiang.

She noted that only sovereign states can, in line with the U.N. Charter, the Provisional Rules of Procedure of the Security Council and the Rules of Procedure of the General Assembly, apply for membership in the United Nations.

Taiwan, as part of China, is unqualified to "join", in any name, the United Nations which is composed of sovereignty states, Jiang pointed out.

She said the U.N. General Committee, since 1993, refused to list issues concerning Taiwan on the U.N. General Assembly agenda in 14 years, which fully demonstrated that any action that runs counter to the U.N. Charter and the Resolution 2758, and any attempt aimed at splitting China are unpopular, impossible to win support from the vast majority of the U.N. member states and doomed to failure.